~ the ultimate trUth about men and women ~
Men:
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1. All men are extremely busy.
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2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
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3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
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4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
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5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
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6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
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7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
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Women:
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1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
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2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
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3.. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
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4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
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5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
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6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
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7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
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1. All men are extremely busy.
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2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
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3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
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4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
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5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
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6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
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7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
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Women:
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1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
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2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
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3.. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
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4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
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5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
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6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
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7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
Microsoft Assessment and Planning
MAP (Microsoft Assessment and Planning) is an automated agent-less network-wide inventory and assessment tool that can quickly determine if your organization's desktops and servers are ready for migration to Windows Vista and Windows Server 2008.How it Works?
Through the use of a sophisticated, agent-less and network-wide inventory engine, Microsoft Assessment and Planning will be able to discover machines on your network whether they are in workgroups or managed AD environments. By way of WMI, Win32, SNMP and other protocols, we can then securely collect hardware and device attributes of each machine and auto-generate migration readiness reports in Microsoft Word and Excel for the user.
What a great way to help you jump-start your planning process when you know your manager is waiting for your IT project plans for the New Year!
What's New with MAP 3.0?
Full incorporation of the features of Windows Vista Hardware Assessment including the generation of reports and proposals in 7 languages including N. American English, French, German, Japanese, Korean, Spanish and Portuguese
Windows Server 2008 migration hardware assessment
Windows server virtualization assessment (supports Virtual Server 2005 R2; will also add Hyper-V assessment in later this year)
Application virtualization infrastructure assessment for Microsoft Application Virtualization (formerly SoftGrid)
New Graphical User Interface
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