` drinks for everyOne :: a funny jOke `
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street.
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street.
The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $67.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.
The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the bill. In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"
The drunk replies, "You !!?? No way! You get too violent when you drink.
The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $67.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.
The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the bill. In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"
The drunk replies, "You !!?? No way! You get too violent when you drink.
Victoria Beckham to Model Giorgio Armani Underwear
Victoria Beckham has just signed on to model for Giorgio Armani’s Emporio Armani women’s underwear collection.
“Who better than Victoria Beckham to launch our new global Emporio Armani underwear campaign? Victoria is a style icon, a dynamic lady whose influence and recognition will add great excitement to the continued international growth of our underwear business,” Mr. Armani said earlier today.
Posh’s ad campaign will be plastered on posters, billboards and in glossy magazines everywhere in early 2009. Fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott will be shooting the ads. (They’re the same team who shot David Beckham’s hypnotizing Armani underwear ads.)
Megan Fox in Armani Underwear
Megan Fox is the new face of Emporio Armani Women’s Underwear and Armani Jeans, and the just-released images of her spring ad campaigns are hot!
In our ongoing coverage of geek goddess Megan Fox we have a treat for you. Armani just emailed us the first photos of Megan Fox appearing in the official worldwide advertising campaigns for Emporio Armani Women’s Underwear and Armani Jeans. As reported last October, Megan Fox signed a deal to become the worldwide face for Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans for 2010.
Megan Fox in Armani Underwear
The first advertising campaigns featuring Megan Fox, for both Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans, were shot on location in Los Angeles by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and will roll out starting in February around the world in fashion and lifestyle magazines and on signature billboards in major cities such as New York, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo.Megan Fox in Armani Underwear
Giorgio Armani said, "Megan is young and sexy and has a lot of spirit. Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans are all about a youthful attitude making her the perfect choice for the collections".
Starting today, Armani is supposed to release more Megan Fox photos exclusively to Emporio Armani fans on their official Facebook page ARMANI. See the Megan Fox Photos we got here.
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