` fUnny meaninGs `

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

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Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

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Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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Divorce: Future tense of marriage

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Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

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Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .

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Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

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Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

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Pessimist:A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

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Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Father: A banker provided by nature.

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Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

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Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

` sOuth se :: sHivani `






















``` sKyplaY photographY `


















`teleaCtress - suRveen aka cHaru `








Surveen Chawla is best known for her role in Kaajjal — Sabbki Aankhon Mein Basi, in which she plays the title role, the chirpy young girl who always talks to Lord Ganesha, the Gannu Bhaiyya and shares her secrets. While she is on the lookout for her dream man, she comes across an arrogant short-tempered guy called Dev and the story takes its twists and turns. Surveen Chawla, basically hailing from Chandigarh did her graduation in arts and mass communication. She stars in two of the biggest television like asauti Zindagi Kay· in which she played the role of Kasak and kahiin To Hoga·as Charu.









` sindHu tulAni :: soutH indiAn aCtress `











` bOllywood actOr's names :: then & nOw `





Aamir Khan - Aamir Hussain Khan
Ajay Devgan - Vishal Devgan
Ajit - Hamid Ali Khan
Akshay Kumar - Rajiv Bhatia
Amitabh Bachchan - Amit Srivastav
Ashok Kumar - Kumud Ganguly
Bobby Deol - Vijay Singh Deol
Dev Anand - Devdutt Pishorimal Anand
Dharmendra - Dharam Singh Deol
Dilip Kumar - Yusuf Khan
Govinda - Govinda Arun Ahuja
Jeetendra - Ravi Kapoor
John Abraham - Farhan Abraham
Johnny Lever - Badruddin Qazi
Kamal Haasan- Alwarpettai Aandavar
Kumar Gaurav - Manoj Tulli
Lucky Ali - Maqsood Mehmood Ali
Madhubala - Mumtaz Jehan Begum Dehlavi
Mahima Chaudhry - Ritu Chaudhry
Mallika Sherawat - Reema Lamba
Manoj Kumar - Hare Krishna Goswami
Nana Patekar - Vishwanath Patekar
Raj Kumar - Kulbushan Pandit
Rajesh Khanna - Jatin Khanna
Rajnikant - Sivaji Rao Gaekwad
Rekha - Bhanurekha Ganesan
Salman Khan- Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan
Sanjeev Kumar - Haribhai Jarivala
Shammi Kapoor - Shamsher Raj Kapoor
Shashi Kapoor - Balbirraj Kapoor
Sunil Dutt - Balraj Dutt
Sunny Deol - Ajay Singh Deol
Tuntun - Uma Devi Khatri



` siZzling hansiKa mOtwani `